After I got married I moved into Mrs. Carrera's house and put my house on the market. It only had a two car garage so the El Camino was outside in our driveway.
Someone in the neighborhood was "the mad spitter." About 4 times a year I would get in my car and there was a huge dried loogie on the windshield.
Fortunately the wipers would clean it off.
One day someone egged the Elky. There was an egg right in the middle of the bed. I have a rubber mat in the bed of the Elky and the egg actually ate some of the finish off of that tough rubber mat. If I have to be egged, that is the best spot for it. No significant damage. 19 years later the surface of the rubber mat still has a slight difference in that spot.