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Cars & Coffee Killer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: State of Failure
Posts: 32,246
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Had a college friend who had this. Some stories:
Once she stopped by my room two days before Thanksgiving and asked me if I needed a ride home the next day. (We had the same home town but were not friends in high school.) We agreed that we would leave at 3:00 the next day. When I stopped by her room at 3:00 the next day, her roommate informed me that she had left the day before. Apparently she had made the plans, and promptly driven home. She had made sure to suggest a time AFTER all of the trains and buses had left.
Once she invited herself to watch movies in my room. Then she invited herself to spend the night. Then she invited herself into my bed. Then she invited herself into my pants. I refused to go any further than could be accomplished with clothes on because I knew she was a psycho b**** and it would only make my life hell. I let her give me satisfaction and I stopped it. She had a boyfriend, whom I'm sure she called promptly afterwards to try to stir up trouble. I started the process of slowly extricating her from my life at this point. (I didn't want to do it too fast, as she was likely to go completely psycho if she caught on.)
Once she tried to get me and another male friend to fight each other over her. She called each of us up, one right after the other, and told us each that she felt uncomfortable and threatened by the other's advances. I called up my friend and we laughed about her stupid scheme. She was visibly upset when the next time the three of us were together and no one fought, let alone mentioned her scheme.
Once she tried to break up my now-wife and I when we first started dating. She told my wife that I was a closet coke head (never touched the stuff) and told me that she (now-wife) was trying to trap me into marriage by getting knocked up. We hadn't been intimate yet. The next morning, when she found out that we had not broken up (we talked it out and figured out the source of the rumors), she fled campus, and didn't stop until she was in Colorado. I never saw her again.
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