[stomachmonkey]

Oh God.

Had a GF with it.

Used to ski minimum 100 days a year.

Was planning a trip to Argentina and she harassed the **** out of me that I'd promised to take her on a vaca before I disappeared on my next ski trip.

Fine, cancelled Argentina, (they were having elections and rioting in the streets so it was prudent anyway) and took her to Bermuda.

We check into our room and start to unpack. I turn around and she's sitting on the bed like a frightened 5 year old clutching a stuffed animal that she brought with her.

Asked, what's wrong?

"Why did you bring me to this strange place? I want to go home"

???????

Told her I was going down to the pool and she should call her mother (who could always talk her out of the tree). Then told her if she was still like this when I got back I was going to kill her, roll her under the bed, hang a do not disturb sign on the door and fly back home.