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I occasionally enjoy bowling, but it's usually with a bunch of buddies, and mostly an excuse to drink beer. A typical night of bowling goes something like this.
0 beers- below average
Half a beer- decent bowler
1-2 beers- doing pretty good, several marks on the board
3 beers- damn, I'm pretty good at this, lots of high fives
4.7 beers(or somewhere around there, it's a fine line)- WTF! Another strike, and another it's like a KFC commercial on the board, I'm unbeatable!
4.8 beers- damn a gutter ball there goes my strike record.
5 beers- holy hell I'm terrible at this. Oh well, I'll have another beer.
6+ beers- can someone get that dinosaur ramp thing and put those bumpers out?
Last edited by theFONZ; 02-20-2014 at 12:37 AM..
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