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A ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a
small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going
through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde in the fourth row stands up on her chair and
shouts, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What
makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that
way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth
as a human being? It's men like you who keep women from being
respected and from reaching our full potential. It's people like you that
make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, all in
the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:
"You stay out of this! . . . . . . I'm talking to that little **** on your lap."
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