Wow... definitely some scary stuff! Glad she is OK.
Comic relief, we had some rain the other night... wife and I are in bed (just the two of us in the house) I get up around 2-3AM to pee...
I'm standing there naked and half asleep taking a leak... AND I HEAR THE FRONT DOOR OPEN!

I about have a heart attack... I peek around the corner to see... my wife putting the house plants out on the porch.