Haha
My Jessie has one, probably a model that they don't sell in the US, but ours is called a 132TSI. She loves it! 180hp, 6-speed manual, AWD, leather, auto everything (including parallel parking) etc. It's a great car to drive and is good on gas mileage.
Servicing is a little expensive, but it's been absolutely reliable, aside from some early high oil consumption which seems to have settled.