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12 years ago or so, before I met my wife, I was dating a girl named Michelle. I had recently purchased a Walther P99 in .40 S&W. Took her on a date to the shooting range, it always seemed to get her excited to go shooting. Michelle was wearing a v-neck shirt, and had large breasts so there was a fair amount of real estate available. You guys know where this is going... Hot brass bounced off of the lane divider and landed right in her cleavage. I dove for the pistol before she could point it the wrong way. Needless to say that was the end of our date at the pistol range.