[slakjaw]

I live in a studio apartment because I don't have very much stuff and it is cheap. There is this nasty lady directly above me and she woke me up this morning because she conned some poor dude into banging her. it is one of the most sickening things that has happened to me in quite some time. The walls are thin so I could pretty much hear everything.... bang bang bang oh baby oh baby.... F ING SICK! I wish I could describe with words how disgusting this lady is you guys. I have been in this place for about a year and half and in that time I think she has showered once. She left a note on my door once and told me to stop using bleach to clean my bathroom because she is sensitive to the smell. I think she is allergic to cleanliness.

Anyways, so as I am waking up this morning listening to that and holding back puke I thought maybe its time to buy a house. I have a very large down payment saved up and I should just do it. But I am not sure I want to stay in Minnesota forever so I dunno.... at least you guys can be disgusted with me.