[dafischer]

The attractive middle aged divorcee is doing her shopping. At the checkout counter, she can't help but notice the muscular, good looking, but none too bright bag boy. When she's done checking out, she asks for the boy to help her to her car with the bags. Walking across the parking lot with him, she begins to feel a bit randy. She sidles up next to him and says in a husky voice "I've got an itchy pussy."
He replies "You'll have to point it out to me ma'am, all them Japanese cars look alike."