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Originally Posted by island911
Pumping out all of that oil from under California will stop the tectonic plates from sliding over each other, and thus stop all CA earthquakes. Don't question me on this - lubrication is science, and that science is settled- the earthquakes will all stop when the last of the slippery oil is pumped out.
That's it. That's all I've got for this April 1st. 
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Throw in something about the moon landings too!