[Joe Bob]

I just got back from a date....did something I haven't done in 30+ years......I necked in the back seat of a car outside her parents house......

Steamed up the windows and got gouged by seat belt buckles......geez, it was fun.

NO, I wasn't alone.....and it was with a girl....my age.....and not a blowup doll.

Almost got busted, all the clothes were on the floor and the old lady across the street opened the garage door to walk the dogs......we were laughing in the car trying to cover up....had to suspend operations as the security wanker in the golf cart was prolly on the way......