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The reason the Joe Bob 23 thread has so much potential is because his denials suggest that at other times he might have engaged in that activity in the backseat of his car when he was alone . . . or with a boy. . . or a girl who was under age . . . or was using a blowup doll. After the introductory qualifiers, the actual story has to be amazing to keep your attention.

Some of my favorite lines came from what I think is a deleted thread from the pre-off topic technical forum. Some guy in pre-internet bubble California was getting engaged to a woman who he assured us was not a gold digger, but he wanted to get her a four or six karat diamond so she would fit in with her friends. And he was going to buy her a flower shop for a business. The only problem was that he needed to sell one of his Porsches to afford it, and he wanted to know which one should go. He ended up selling what I remember as a 930. Predictably she kicked him out within months of the wedding, keeping both the ring and the flower shop.

The best of all time still is the Black Audi RGruppe photo picture thread. That was before Off Topic was formed and it was hilarious. I think it still exists on other web sites.

Where is Swang when you need him?