Kind of felt sorry for the guy when he posted this thread:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/616640-guy-who-stole-my-lawnmower.html
Until this thread was posted:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/616845-lawnmower-sale.html
I laughed so hard at this line:
"I don't know how to start it, but need to sell for more saggy pants."