[Rusty Heap]

One bad joke deserves another..


"How I lost my teeth"



Was in a back roads country Tavern last night, sitting at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer gal came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.



She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number ? ! !"


I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"


She said, "I sure do"






I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing......"











My dental surgery is on Monday.