[wswartzwel]

How I lost my teeth.




I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for
a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind
me, and slapped me on the ass. She said:
"Hey sexy, how about giving me your number!

I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"

She said, "I sure do."

I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer
notices you're missing."

My dental surgery is on Monday.