[RKDinOKC]

My coworker friend was a red headed step child of the Irish his last name was Ryan. I'm sure they had the whole bagpipe thing just BECAUSE it is SO annoying. It's not like he had a family crest or clan plaid or anything like that. Don't know if everyone was crying because the lone bagpiper walking off into the sunset was moving, or just because they were so happy the annoying noise stopped.

I would like to have the 1812 overture play and at the big ending have me and my casket blow up real good and maybe some of the flower pots around the room. And everyone yell 'There he goes, God love him."