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because it's quicker and easier to get you dick out the front of your pants than dropping your pants and sitting down, especially since most toilet seats have been peed on by the last 100 guys that used the toilet.

When wearing shorts and peeing into a toilet, I feel splashback hitting my legs and feet. As gross as it is to imagine wandering around with your legs or pants covered in pee, it's worse to think about the area around the toilet at home being covered in it. Maybe it's because I'm tall so it's got farther to go and creates more splash, I don't know. At work, I use the urinals, but it seems like lots of guys have a hard time with those because there is always a puddle on the floor under them.