Scott S, regarding your recent taste dilemma - perhaps you are growing a pair, BUT, I'm not sure how the "Targa" element factors into that. I will have to give this some thought!
BUTT hold the phone; was the car in question an actual Turbo, or was it one of those limp wristed, pitifully ballless, wanna-be-please, variants? If in fact it was a poser mobile that got yer package in a jingle, then you have serious problems, my friend!