[WolfeMacleod]

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:


Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.


Inspector :-What is her height?


Husband :-I never checked.


Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.


Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy.


Inspector :-Color of eyes?


Husband :-Never noticed.


Inspector :-Color of hair?


Husband :-Changes according to season.


Inspector :-What was she wearing?


Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.


Inspector :-Was she driving?


Husband :-yes.


Inspector :-color of the car? . . . . .



Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door......................and then the husband started crying...


Inspector:-Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.