|
Retired in Georgia
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Marietta, Georgia
Posts: 1,401
|
Guy goes into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 12 shots of whiskey, then proceeds to down them one right after another....
Bartender: Whoa, take it easy my friend.
Guy: Hey, if you had what I had, you'd drink like this too!
Bartender: What do you have?
Guy: Just a dollar.
__________________
I've got five kids, an Italian wife, and I (used to) write about lawn mowers. You think you have problems?
-Robert Coats
|