[Seahawk]

I have a very bad back/hip from some injuries I sustained in an accident in college.

You can't "monkey roll" out of getting hit on a bicycle by a Honda going 40MPH.

I did the chiropractor deal, spa deal for a while until one of the older women at the place I went to in DC said, "I work at another place on Thursdays and Fridays, I can see you there for 1/2 of what you pay here."

Really?

So I decided to give it a try. I called ahead, made a reservation.

Turns out to be a full blown asian massage parlor (I have been to Olongapo, Pattaya Beach, etc., not my first walk down the aisle): table showers, happy endings, bean snaps and more. I am guessing long time costs more.

But, there she is: same gal who works the right side of the track most days spends a few days a week in the cheating part of town. She is the deal with legit massages, so I press on.

One hour, 1/2 price, I tip 20% and scoot as always. The only happy ending I want is no traffic on the Beltway.

Yes, I told my wife, and yes, I go three times a month. I even got a sweater for Christmas from the mama-san. They love me, just not long time.