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Originally Posted by Seahawk
According to my buddy, the one I mentioned before: If you are a 50 plus year old man and have more hair above, rather than in, your nose (or look good bald), can see little richard in the shower when you look down, don't smoke, drive a car with a functioning catalytic converter and have enough money for an occasional Red Lobster fest, the world of online dating is your oyster.

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Hmm. How low do your standards have to be? Because, if I take those minimal criteria and imagine the female equivalent, well, I could think of important things to do in the garage.