[sammyg2]

Long ago, in a far away place, they used to have wrecks on the freeways just like us.

But unlike us, they cleaned em up right away and swept up the mess and got the cars off the road and let traffic flow again in a reasonable amount of time and everyone was happy.

Except the lawyers, they were all kilt off so they couldn't sue anyone and that's why the po po could clean up the wreck scene without having to stand around and take pictures and document everything for 12 freaking hours while people sit fuming in their cars.

And everyone lived happily ever after. The end.