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Originally Posted by R. Aster

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:

• one forty-five caliber automatic;
• two boxes of ammunition;
• four days' concentrated emergency rations;
• one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
• one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible;
• one hundred dollars in rubles;
• one hundred dollars in gold;
• nine packs of chewing gum;
• one issue of prophylactics;
• three lipsticks;
• three pair of nylon stockings.

Wow, heading to Detroit?
But all valid additions. Let's see, the Rubles buy the hooker, the condoms provide protection from said hooker, the morphine make her look good, the lipstick and stocking won't help her looks, the phrase book translates The freaky request, the pep pills keep you going, the tranks help you sleep after the freak show, and the .45 and ammo keeps her Russian pimp at bay. The gum helps with the toilet mouth after all the above.