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Seems like we all have them.
My nearest neighbor is completely inept at just about everything. He had a lawnmower with what appeared to be leprosy. Every few weeks something would fall off of it. It finally got so bad he bought a brand new mower. There is a wheel squeaking so loud from lack of lube that I can hear it 50 yards away and he is oblivious. I would mention it to him but:
Last year he set his woods on fire. I called 911 and ran over and told him his woods was on fire and told him I had called the FD. He just said, "OK" and went back in the house. The fire was so close it blistered the paint on his house, but he never went outside while the FD was there.
Last week one of his trees fell on a power line by the road about 25 yards from his house and was sparking and smoking. Exact same story. He just said OK and went back into his house while I stood on the road and stopped traffic..
I don't think the guy is dangerous, but he is odd.