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Saturday night, it was late, about midnight. Kid was asleep, and I was cleaning up a little before I go to bed, when I hear this gawd afwul sound coming down the road. I went outside, and see what looks like a spaceship coming down the road.
As it gets closer, I can tell it is a vehicle with more than one flat tire, and headlights pointing up into the sky.
I watch it crawl down the road, sparks flying from the rims, and lo and behold, ir turns right into my neighbors driveway.
Next morning, I see two flats, and the whole side, of Paul's Jeep caved in. He had a few too many, and smacked a telephone pole. I have personally dragged him out of the ditch twice now, and I know for sure that he has no license , 2 year suspension for multiple DUI's. Arshoele is going to kill someone some day.
I'm not one to be a snitch, but I always let my cop buddy know that he is still driving every day and to keep his eye peeled for him.