It is amazing what you can do with some gasoline, smokeless gunpowder and a bottle rocket.
I think Joe is having too much fun, but it makes me want to go take a class with the guy that did our CCW certification. He is a retired Marine and does an "unusual attitudes" class at the National Guard Armory. I enjoyed the unusual attitudes in flight training, but this should be more fun.
My wife and kids love the fireworks, I usually nap during them. It is more fun at home than watching the pros, other than the boomers. Can't do those at home.