Check out this guy's site for some ideas:
The King's Ride
There's no doubt about his craftsmanship, but the guy is extremely eccentric. He's been spouting about his boards on several websites (Surfer, Swaylock's etc) and usually gets kicked off in short order. He is asking anywhere from $600,000 to a cool Million for his work. Hilarious.
Reading his threads and posts are "entertaining", to say the least. He swears that his boards are the Zenith of wave riding, despite the feedback of many well-respected experts. Also seems to be a strong proponent of the Holocaust being a "myth". Really funny stuff.
Anyways, his boards look like the type of stuff that would make great decorations or wall hangings. If I were going to fabricate "fold-away bars", I would eliminate the rocker (profile curve) and make them flat, so drinks could be easily sat on them.
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'88 Cabriolet, using EP Slick 20w50 partial synthetic Snake Oil...just as Rommel intended.
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