[sammyg2]

At the beginning of the flight, the pilot queued the radio and said: "ladies and gentlemen, we've just lost the starboard engine. Now there's no need to panic, we can still make it to our destination but it will take 4 hours longer".

Just then one of the blond female passengers leaned over and said "I sure hope we don't lose that other engine, we'll be stuck up here forever!"

and THAT'S what happened.






No it ain't too soon. Not anymore.