[Porsche-O-Phile]

This "conversation" should have taken 20 seconds:

"Effective as of today I am not paying for any service provided by your company - any services that continue to be provided will be for free. I will pay you no more money other than any previously agreed-upon termination fees which you have 30 days from today to claim (and substantiate with proper backup that I've agreed to it and the such charges apply in this case) and invoice. I will be sending you a written summary of this via certified mail. I'm hanging up now, buh-bye". Done.

That guy was very patient and very stupid for letting this asshat corporate douchebag waste his time like that. I wouldn't have put up with three minutes of that crap, much less 18 (recording is 8 minutes long and was started 10 minutes into the conversation according to the commentary).

One more reason I'll never deal with comcast. They are a smarmy, corporate entity which excels at treating customers like chattel and they deserve every disconnection they get.