[RKDinOKC]

I just tell them..."If you are selling saviours, I've already got one."

When neighbors got too loud when I was in college, my geologist majoring flat mate and I would start tossing this huge 90lb rock he had. Took both of us to toss it high enough it would hit the ground with a resounding thud. Amazing how the near earthquake thuds of that big rock hitting the ground in our back yard would calm the house next door down. We only had to use the rock on a couple of occasions and they never got loud again. Today they would probably just think their subs were kickin it.