[Bill Douglas]

Umm. In the bad ol' days when sewage just went straight into the sea there was a great spot in a big swell close by. We were actually paddling amongst the turds. We called them goldfish. The first couple of times you surfed there you threw up afterwards. And new guys always threw up. I've barely been ill in the 30 years since then and I joke that it has made me immune to just about everything going.