Bill, I can't put any more lies. I've already added an inch to my height!
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Originally Posted by fintstone
If you want to do well as a single today (have high standards and want to meet beautiful, interesting women), you need to be in shape. If you are single, what else do you have to do in your free time but work out? Where do you eat, at a donut shop? They can get plenty of chubby, middle-aged men. |
Damn! lol.
Point taken, Here's a quick rewrite...How's this?
Some things I like: The beach, live music, spontaneous travel...
Humor is a big part of my life. I can be sarcastic, quirky and never afraid to make a fool of myself.
I've been in living in Florida for 21 years now, so I'm as close to a local as you'll get aside from those very rare natives.
I always enjoy learning new things. This year, I'm learning how to salsa. For other styles of music I'm not accustomed to, I'll just spell my name in the air with my ass. It doesn't work for country line dancing, though.
I like silly puns. The stupider, the better.