[fintstone]

Originally Posted by AFC-911

Bill, I can't put any more lies. I've already added an inch to my height!



Damn! lol.

Point taken, Here's a quick rewrite...How's this?


Some things I like: The beach, live music, spontaneous travel...

Humor is a big part of my life. I can be sarcastic, quirky and never afraid to make a fool of myself.

I've been in living in Florida for 21 years now, so I'm as close to a local as you'll get aside from those very rare natives.

I always enjoy learning new things. This year, I'm learning how to salsa. For other styles of music I'm not accustomed to, I'll just spell my name in the air with my ass. It doesn't work for country line dancing, though.

I like silly puns. The stupider, the better.

You should be killing the women. Get a little ripped and lose the facial hair and you look like the hearthtrob, Taylor Lautner (werewolf dude) in the movie Twilight that the women swoon for. No my type...but young women go crazy for him.

Maybe mention that you have been told that you look like him...get them thinking.

Drop the bit about making a fool of yourself. Be serious...but women do like to dance. Post that you are learning, but really need the right partner (since it is such a sensual dance).