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Worst date? Easy. Hot Mexican girl. Hot! I was a dumb ass failing out of college idiot with a slight drinking problem. I ask this girl out and she says yes. In typical Mexican girl fashion she brings a girlfriend. Whatever. I now have TWO hot chicks with me. I feed them and they want to hit a club. Sure! The girls wants to drive because she has Mexican plates on her car. Wtf? We head into Juarez mex. She pulls our cigarettes and a bottle of whiskey and takes several pulls. The bottle goes around. At this point I'm pretty confident someone is gonna touch my pecker. These chicks were wild. We go flying down a narrow street fast! I feel it before I see it. See swerves and sideswipes a parked car. Glass flies in. We speed around. The crazy girl pulls up to the nightclub! She still wants to party! Not long cops come in and everyone is pointing at us. A waiter ushers us out the back door. I don't remember the escape but pulling back onto USA soil must have been awesome.

I tried dating the friend a few times but it just didn't click.

I'm too cute for Mexican jail.


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