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Worst:
Dated a girl in high school for almost a year but never got past third base and she strung me along. She was "saving it for marriage". Whatever. She was a bit geeky and tomboyish but alright to hang with. Physically I liked her sister more. Later I heard through the grapevine she slept with another guy soon after. Whatever again. Good for her.
A few years later we met up and I took her to one of my fathers jazz concerts.
She got piss drunk and kept hitting on my father in front of me. Not subtly either. I was still trying to figure out where she was coming from, because we'd never fought or had any disagreements. As I drove home on the highway, she leaned over and half pleased me but wouldn't go farther and was yanking on the steering wheel.
It finally dawned on me that she was purposely trying to be a super b****.
But why?
When we got closer to her house, she started calling me all kinds of foreign ethnic words I'd never heard before, how I wasted her time, and how I misrepresented myself and lied to her all those years, blah blah blah. Pure hatred stuff out of left field.
Woah! Ok, well um good luck and goodbye.
Flash forward a decade and a half...
I walking in Lowes and I hear this cawing "ma, ma, ma". A pathetic ugly and fat middle-aged woman is closely tailgating an aged woman down the main isle crying like a baby bird with open beak.
I look more closely at the two.
No. It couldn't be.
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