[sammyg2]

I love this story, dunno why. Guess something's wrong with me:

I had sent my vertex mag off to Joe Hunt to work his magic.
The day it came back I was ohhhing and aweing over it, showing my friends the coolest thing in the world.
My girlfriend came out of the house and asked what the big deal was so I showed her the new toy.
She said what does it do?

I said, as the horns grew out of my haid, it's easier to show you than to try and explain it.
Here, hold onto this and this.

Then I grabbed the input shaft and gave it a spin, whcich sounds easier than it was.

She screamed and jumped a foot easy. Darned near made me drop the magneto.
She was crying, I was laughing, she moved out, I missed her but eventually got over it.

(I had hit myself earlier just to see what it felt like. It scared her, hurt a bit, but wasn't dangerous)