[RKDinOKC]

Guy starts to leave the restroom without washing his hands. A guy washing his hands comments that the Army taught him to wash his hands after relieving himself. The other guy says, "In the Marines they taught me not to piss on myself."

Had two brothers that were Marines, and one was Air Force. Both of the brother that was Air Force's sons joined the Air Force after HS. One was crew chief on F-111 other crew chief on C-130. Grandson of one of the Marines is currently top of class at West Point. Wants to fly helicopters.