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Oooooh, sounds good richard!
So felon neighbor was in her Driveway and I was mumbling....she got prissy and said 'you wanna say that to my face'
'Oh I'm sorry, somewhere in the unmitigated tragedy that is your genetic makeup, your hearing must have been damaged. I said that the fact you're about to be a mother is an affront to what remains of common sense in the species and I hope child services intervenes.'
Smile....wave....
Life is hard, it's even harder when you're a complete waste of oxygen....
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