[RKDinOKC]

You sound like a co-worker that is going for a body building title.

I could NEVER oil up and pose in a speedo. Did wear a speedo ONCE, it was to the campus pool while in college. It was on a bet/dare and got a case of beer for it. It was my house mate's speedo from being on the swim team in HS. Thought that was funny because we raced the length of the olympic size pool twice and I won both times. He got kinda pissed. While still at the pool some of my house mate's frat boy friends showed up and found out he had bet them them two cases of beer he could get me to wear it. Was not nearly as embarrassing as I thought it would be when I was the one the sun worshiping girls at the pool asked for help applying sunscreen.