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So, I have an acquaintance who happens to be an LT. ...He's in Afghanistan. ..as parts of a CSS brigade....they were all issued multicam fatigues so they wouldn't feel left out...despite the fact that they will literally never set foot on the other side of the wire...Nevermind that the army pays something obscene like $300/set for multicams because some POG general didn't want to commit and sign a licensing deal for the pattern....Nevermind that those multis will be replaced as soon as they get back by the new scorpion (short for: we're gonna change the shades of multicam just slightly so we don't have to pay crye for their innovative and effective pattern)
We can't have a bunch of POGs feeling left out because they don't have the cool uniforms. While they're at it, why not switch out their M4s for 10.5" DDM4V5s?!?
And just how the frank are we gonna be out of there by the end of 2014 like our fabulous leader promised when this fuchsticks orders have him boots on ground until nearly 2016?
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