[KevinTodd]

Oh, man. All I can imagine is seeing Stuart's mouth around the tip of my red-hot Thunderheader (I'm sure it would fit) as I revved my weak, low-tech, baler engine to the redline. Yep--I'd be wearing chaps while I did it, and maybe even a vest with a three-piece rocker....but I digress.

At least it would be muffled somewhat, right?

Ahhh come on, Stuart! Don't get your feathers all ruffled just because someone pulls your chain, man!

I can tell you this much---I'd rather spend my time hanging around a bunch of so-called HD "posers" than a handful of Stuart-styled douchenozzles most any day.

What a tool.