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"They can pee while riding. I take my hat off to them—to them, but not near them."
—Robin Williams, on pro riders' handling skills
"I started riding with LeMond years ago, and by the time I became friends with Lance, it was a fixation-sort of like lap dancing."
—Williams, on his status as the peloton's super-fan
"The dope tests came back. They found traces of Viagra. It helps me ride long and hard, and I don't need a kickstand."
—Williams, at the start of the 2002 San Francisco Grand Prix bike race
"With thighs like these, you've got two choices- cycling, or go-go dancer."
—Williams, describing his less-than-classic cycling physique
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