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One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: Are you okay, what's your name?"
"Its Jack and I’m Okay thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted..
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . .. I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it.."
After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host: "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile: “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!" I said......
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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