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Originally Posted by legion
Funny thing is, these guys fall for their own scams.
Tell him that you no longer do car repair after you won $100 million in the lottery. Sadly, you were diagnosed with terminal cancer and have no children to leave your money to. Tell him that you are looking for a worthy heir but you need to make sure you are leaving your money to the a good person. As you are on vacation, ask him to meet you in Tehran for an introduction. Whenever he asks for money to make the trip, explain that your evil nephew has seized control of your bank account, but that control goes to your heir when you die. When (if) he gets to Tehran, explain that your evil nephew has sent you to Libya as he got wind of the plot to take the money away from him...
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That was so funny that I'm actually going to make a cup of coffee so I can spill it.