[Nostril Cheese]

I've always had good results with AAA. I've met more interesting characters getting towed than for any other reason I can think of..

One of the most interesting was getting towed out of Joshua Tree with the wife. The driver only brought a single cab truck and we were going 75 miles away. Wife is sitting in my lap. We drive up this sketchy ass road to the guy's house to get his OTHER rig, which was his baby.. Double cab, flames on the doors, everything was chromed, massive sound system., bull horns on the hood.

Brings us lemonade in mason jars while we wait for him to take the car off the single cab and put it on the double cab. The whole time he's pointing to all these abandoned mine shafts around his property, talking about buying up the mineral rights and stuff..

We get in the rig and head back into LA. He then starts talking about how the tow job is just to pay the bills while he studies quantum physics. Sure enough, the truck is full of college textbooks. Tripped out dude.

I gave him a $50 tip.