this is my evil, dysfunctional cat. already have one cat named Cat so his name is Cattoo. he's also known as Little Bastard. destroyer of rolls of paper towels and toilet paper. he once turned 1/2 case of toilet paper into confetti in just one attempt. his hobbies include stealing paper money, razors and other objects and hiding them in other rooms, terrorizing my older female cat and causing me to bleed from hand/arm at least once every day. very good at ruining laptops by knocking over bottles of water onto the keyboard before I can catch it. score stands at Cattoo 3 John 0. always ready to lend a helping paw with everything I do from fixing water soaked laptops, cooking, typing and even trips to the bathroom which usually result in golden showers for him. follows, actually leads me everywhere which usually means I have to push him forward with my foot every other step
