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Thursday night I gradually woke up, stiff as a plank, in a Hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." I managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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