So I got a phone call last night from Mr Ranjur Sandeep from Microsoft Windows about a problem my computer is having.
Time for some fun!
Kept him tied up on the phone for 30 minutes, acting like an id10t but giving small clues that I'm not running windows (ie, describing output of top instead of eventviewer).
Finally told him I was a Linux admin and had been screwing with him, but it was nice keeping him on the phone and from scamming some little old lady.
He said "you are a miserable mother farking some of a *****" and slammed the phone down so hard I heard it here in Florida from India.
So... Need to learn some swear words in Hindi, or appropriate insults (you're father smells of elderberries)